Culinary Racist ( http://rattlethempotsandpans.com/edp/culinary-racism ) need to be outed. When you witness one, send it in. Racism

Adam Richman – Man vs. Food host, Travel Channel – Culinary Racist. Doing a pancake pig-out there in Hawaii. Before the pig-out,  he takes us on a field trip of sorts to other cool places to eat. At one such place he gets all ga-ga over how good and “traditional” it was going to be . . . because. . . the chef was “Born and raise right here on the island, his family roots go way back here on Hawaii…blah blah blah”.

Here’s my challenge Travel Channel: Let me watch that chef cook the dish one more time (in real time, right there by his side).  The next day, both the chef and I cook the exact dish again and serve it to Adam to judge which is best. Actually, that’s not a good enough contest. Too easy (50-50 chance) of odds. Here’s a better contest. The chef still shows me how to cook the dish in real time. It’s taped, and the next day we show it to 10 of Rattle Them Pots And Pans home chefs. On the forth day, we all get together and prepare the exact same dish and have Adam pick which one is his “home-boy”. I think it would be a great episode / special / for any cable network. . . Culinary Racism Exposed! Each episode we confront some chef (home or pro) we come to find out is a Culinary Racist. We challenge them to make their signature dish and put it up against X number of our ‘knock-off dish’. . . . (we couldn’t possibly cook a Hawaiian dish, we’re ‘howlies’. – “Really? Bring it on Poi Boy!”) – BTW, Poi is horrid!

I dunno, it would mean all of us having to travel to Hawaii and spending several days there (in a corporate jet no doubt – come on, don’t let that put you off!). . . probably make us accept some sort of monetary donation for us appearing on TV and all. . . . what do y’all think?

Your Comments -

Rachel M – im in!!

Joe W. – Damn racist bastiga’s, hang em’ all! You’d better be picking me as one of the people who go over with you!

Dee L. – Oh doggie, you KNOW I’m there! I’ve ALWAYS wanted to go to Hawaii, I’m good with just paying expenses!

Cuz Buzz – Count me in, too. Be sure to take us to Hawaii for the contest!

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